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Guard clause

A Guard Clause (one of the SmalltalkBestPracticePatterns, and equally applicable in a whole bunch of languages) is a chunk of code at the top of a function (or block) that serves a similar purpose to a Precondition. It typically does one (or any or all) of the following: checks the passed-in parameters, and returns with ... Read more

Sample data

Sample addresses: 7 Happy Road 8 Infinite Loop 42 Right Way 128 Hard Drive 25 Perfect Square 11 Shortest Route 18 Other Street

Українська лайка

Українська лайка часто пов’язані з актом дефекації, з видільним органом та продуктом цього копроректального акту. У цьому українська лайка багато в чому схожа на європейську, де правлять бал французьке merde, німецьке Scheisse, Dreck, Lecken Sie mir Arsch та польське gowno. Шедеври лайки У тебе така морда, шо за день не обплюєш/обісреш. Висерки, йдіть до біса! ... Read more

AWS alternatives

https://vercel.com/ - cloud platform and AWS alternative planetscale.com - serverless platform and AWS alternative. Has free tier. clerk.com - authentication service and Auth0 alternative. Has free tier. axiom.ai - browser automation

Email regex

^ : Start of the string. [a-zA-Z0-9._%+-]+ : Match one or more alphanumeric characters, dots, underscores, percent signs, plus signs, or hyphens. @ : Match the at symbol (@). [a-zA-Z0-9.-]+ : Match one or more alphanumeric characters, dots, or hyphens. \. : Match a dot. [a-zA-Z]{2,} : Match two or more alphabetical characters. $ : ... Read more

Cell phone plans in Canada

Prepaid cell phone plans in Canada: Fizz (owned by Videotron) SpeakOut 7-Eleven Wireless (Rogers network) Petro Canada Mobility (Rogers network) Chatr (owned by Rogers) Fido (owned by Rogers) PC Mobile (Bell or Telus network) Koodo (owned by Telus) Virgin Mobile (owned by Bell) SpeakOut is the most cheapest prepaid cell phone plan. You pay $10 ... Read more